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PostSubject: JOKE FORUM!   Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:11 pm

Joke forum for all the random jokes you know or can think of Razz
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PostSubject: re   Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:15 pm

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
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PostSubject: re   Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:17 pm

Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Nobel……Nobel who?"
A: "No bell, that's why I knocked!"
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE FORUM!   Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:22 pm

Achmed the dead terrorist: "Knock, Knock"
Jeff Dunham: "Who is there?"
Achmed the dead terrorist: "Me, I kill you"

this is from jeff dunhams show Laughing watch it! Razz
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PostSubject: re   Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:01 pm

Lol Razz
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PostSubject: re   Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:03 pm

From Evil dead baby jokes lol who the hell would come up with this shit?

* How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
* Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.

* What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

* What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
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PostSubject: re   Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:04 pm

* What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A B*g Mac.

* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob

* What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

* How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!

* How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.

* How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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PostSubject: re   Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:05 pm

Lol i found this one funny Razz

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.

how random XD
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