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dethon Rank: Sea Serpent (12,500 points)
Posts : 894 Join date : 2010-05-31 Age : 28 Location : SURREY GUILDFORD
| Subject: JOKE FORUM! Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:11 pm | |
| Joke forum for all the random jokes you know or can think of | |
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dethon Rank: Sea Serpent (12,500 points)
Posts : 894 Join date : 2010-05-31 Age : 28 Location : SURREY GUILDFORD
| Subject: re Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:15 pm | |
| Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! | |
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dethon Rank: Sea Serpent (12,500 points)
Posts : 894 Join date : 2010-05-31 Age : 28 Location : SURREY GUILDFORD
| Subject: re Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:17 pm | |
| Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Nobel……Nobel who?" A: "No bell, that's why I knocked!" | |
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Poseidon God of the Sea (Alliance Leader)
Posts : 633 Join date : 2010-05-14 Age : 32 Location : Southampton
| Subject: Re: JOKE FORUM! Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:22 pm | |
| Achmed the dead terrorist: "Knock, Knock" Jeff Dunham: "Who is there?" Achmed the dead terrorist: "Me, I kill you" this is from jeff dunhams show watch it! | |
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dethon Rank: Sea Serpent (12,500 points)
Posts : 894 Join date : 2010-05-31 Age : 28 Location : SURREY GUILDFORD
| Subject: re Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:01 pm | |
| Lol | |
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dethon Rank: Sea Serpent (12,500 points)
Posts : 894 Join date : 2010-05-31 Age : 28 Location : SURREY GUILDFORD
| Subject: re Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:03 pm | |
| From Evil dead baby jokes lol who the hell would come up with this shit?
* How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art. * Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
* What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
* What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung. | |
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dethon Rank: Sea Serpent (12,500 points)
Posts : 894 Join date : 2010-05-31 Age : 28 Location : SURREY GUILDFORD
| Subject: re Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:04 pm | |
| * What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin? A B*g Mac.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob
* What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
* How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass!
* How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
* How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. | |
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dethon Rank: Sea Serpent (12,500 points)
Posts : 894 Join date : 2010-05-31 Age : 28 Location : SURREY GUILDFORD
| Subject: re Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:05 pm | |
| Lol i found this one funny What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked. how random XD | |
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